from 6/28/09 - artist: mom, you know how you hate spiders?
me (getting ready to jump on a chair and shriek, reply with a cautious): yes?
artist: do you hate me?
me: uh, no. why do you ask?
artist: because i'm a spider. (spreads arms and i notice what he is wearing) see, i'm spiderman.
me: aaah, nope. i'm good with that. but don't grow eight legs.
football (groaning): mooooom... spiderman doesn't have eight legs, only two. (shakes head and leaves)