Monday, June 29, 2009

said the spider to the fly

from 6/28/09 - artist: mom, you know how you hate spiders?

me (getting ready to jump on a chair and shriek, reply with a cautious): yes?

artist: do you hate me?

me: uh, no. why do you ask?

artist: because i'm a spider. (spreads arms and i notice what he is wearing) see, i'm spiderman.

me: aaah, nope. i'm good with that. but don't grow eight legs.

football (groaning): mooooom... spiderman doesn't have eight legs, only two. (shakes head and leaves)

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