Tuesday, December 25, 2012

an appropriate gift

one of the very first presents artist opened from his grandparents was some coal bubble gum.

he said 'geez, was i that bad this yea... oh wait, yeah i was.'


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

ode to the taco by football

oh amazing taco
i love you so much
every time i order you
i get a bunch

oh amazing taco
you delight me with your shell
it crunches when i bite it
it's crafted very well

oh amazing taco
i love your delicious meat
i have just eaten six of you
whoa! what a feat

**fifth grade writing project

Monday, December 17, 2012

words to live by

bfp (in reference to a football game): if you're gonna talk smack, at least be nice about it.

Saturday, December 15, 2012

more cheese please

hubs and i took the boys to olive garden for lunch.  as i was telling the waitress how much cheese i wanted on my soup, she recognized me as a customer that had come in a few weeks earlier.

football said 'olive garden - where they know you by your cheese consumption.'