Thursday, August 16, 2012

both my boys are so inappropriate!

bfp and i were in the car, talking about some friends who are pregnant when football blurts out 'you aren't pregnant, are you mom?'  (no, no i am not.)  artist comes to my rescue saying, 'of course not.  i've seen pregnant people and they look weird.'  (i will TAKE that backhand compliment, son.  lol.)  football comes back with 'well, when pregnant people first start out, they aren't always fat and chubby and stuff.'  oookay, we have etiquette to work on.  not sure what to address first.  :)

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

proper english lesson

football:  dad, have you noticed when artist gets mad he says 'the heck!'?
dad:  yes, i've noticed.
football:  it bothers me.  can you make him stop?
dad:  why?
football:  he's skipping a word and it isn't the correct grammar.  you should tell him he needs to say 'what the heck?' instead.

Monday, August 6, 2012

say it ain't so!

football:  my favorite olympic event is the women's beach volleyball.  they wear bikinis and i like it.

...aaand it's started.