'sick' of compliments

artist was showing football a dragon that he drew and football said 'artist, this is sick!'
artist asked 'sick, like puking? or sick, like awesome?'
football answered 'sick, like awesome.'
artist replied 'oh, okay. i know.' and walked away.

juvie

we got to sit in a third floor suite during a colorado rapids match. the boys were thrilled! everything was going great until poor artist accidentally dropped his glass of ice water on a man in a second floor suite. the man was (understandably) mad and talked to security.

artist turned white and broke out in tears. he asked 'mom, will the security guy come and take me away to juvenile? i don't want to go to juvenile.' i reassured him that they would not take him away for spilling water. :) he spent the rest of the match inside the box and watched it on tv, traumatized.