eeeevil

artist:  you know what mom?  i've decided i don't like the avengers anymore.  i like evil.

me:  o.O

artist:  it is boring to watch the good people win all the time.  plus evil makes cooler outfits.

front row

football:  how come we try so hard to get the front row in sports and concerts, but not in church?

astute observation as usual, kiddo.