take me to your leader

the boys got cap guns for christmas. the blasting noise scares the puppy.

artist lovingly consoled cocoa by petting her and saying, 'it's okay cocoa, i come in peace'.

after she was calm, he ruined it by adding 'i come in peace but my gun doesn't'. :)

name your worth

bfp and i were joking with the kids about selling them. we asked them what they thought they were worth.

football came back with a prompt 'trillion dollars'. artist thought about it for a little while and said 'when i'm bad, you could probably only sell me for five cents; but when i'm good, it's more like three thousand million infinity dollars'.

i want infinity dollars. i could buy a lot of stuff with that. :)