second grade inference

bfp to me: speaking of cheese, i have something for you.
(we were talking about cheese.)

football: hey mom, dad got you some cheese.

me: oh really? why do you think that?

football: i'm a second grader and know how to infer.
(bfp hands me some gourmet cheese.)

football: see? *exit*

yes!!! poop!

today was artist's turn to take the dog out after her meal to 'do her business'. he opened the door, the dog shot out and a few seconds later i hear the most excited 'yes!!! poop!' i've ever heard (um yes, with boys i do actually hear it more than you think). i guess he was pretty stoked that he didn't have to go outside with her. :D