say it ain't so!

football:  my favorite olympic event is the women's beach volleyball.  they wear bikinis and i like it.


...aaand it's started.

eeeevil

artist:  you know what mom?  i've decided i don't like the avengers anymore.  i like evil.

me:  o.O

artist:  it is boring to watch the good people win all the time.  plus evil makes cooler outfits.

front row

football:  how come we try so hard to get the front row in sports and concerts, but not in church?

astute observation as usual, kiddo.

cereal or milk first?

football to artist: how come you put your milk in the bowl first?

artist to football:  how come you don't?

football:  i don't know.

artist:  i like doing it right.

a rose by any other name...

walking into dicks sporting goods and artist says 'dad, why did they name this store after a penis?'

peas and thank you

football: mom, what does cannibal mean?
me: it is when a human eats another human.
artist: *shrug* a human is meat too.
football: you'd make a good zombie.
artist: thanks. it would taste better than peas.

the stench in the back

on the way home after picking the boys up from hockey practice:
artist: it stinks back here. like really bad.
football: that smell is us.