clark griswald, move over

while driving by a very brightly-lit (read gaudy) house, football asked 'did christmas throw up on that house?' i laughed out loud.

who's lame?

artist asked bfp if we were putting up christmas lights this weekend. bfp said 'maybe. why?' artist answered 'well, i just don't want our house to be lame without lights for christmas.' hahaha!

you're fired

artist and i were talking about the ten commandments and i was explaining what adultery was - once you are married, you can't have another boyfriend or girlfriend. he replied 'unless you get fired.' lol.